This was when I was attacked by a computer desktop

And I despise cheating

5 things not to do if you misplace your baby

The worst advert in the world, the bee can fly why would he be scared of bungee jumping

Ed Sheeran The A Team Acted Out

Clearly the worst jokes in the world - “doctor doctor i think i’m a pair of curtains” instead of “pull yourself together” his answer should have been “well you’re clearly not you moron”

This is my attempt at making advertisement much simpler…no messing around get straight to the point

Here is a real app called boyfriend maker currently available on the app store. This is the sort of insane act that will see the phrase vitualinity become a normal word. And I can’t help but think the five example boyfriends look as though One Direction got a sex change but tried not to show it.

oooh what a toughie, i think it was getting a tumblr profile… good times